Make American English Great Again Now  — MAEGAN — is a sweet hotrod of a movement, a screaming dragster with four-barrel carburetor smoking the shithole competition wherever jalopies duke it out. The Nineteen-Fifties burn rubber in the Twenty-Twenties like there’s no tomorrow. The Eighteen-Fifties bray:

Go West, inseminating Dude, 
East, North and South, mad Monoglot!
From Greenland to the Doomsday Floe,
Yours is the Earth and all that can be got,
And — which is more — you’ll be a ‘Garch, my bro!*

*Sloganeering assembled from aftermarket Kipling and busted jingo blab. Don’t knock it, old son. It runs.

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