I’m proud of the choice I made
to be squeezed from momma’s vagina
in the Hamptons and not old Carolina.
I’m proud that the daddy I chose
was several cuts above the rest,
fetching me the fortune sans the quest.
Proud I am of the me I’ve arrived at,
my private jet, my vessel’s girth;
but sternly must I not lose sight of that
acumen with which I planned my birth.
(c) 2023 JMN — EthicalDative. All rights reserved
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Merry Christmas, JMN. From OA
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Thank you, OA. And likewise.
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Love it Jim! A nice antidote to the usual saccharine festive stuff! Best wishes for the new year. Sue
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I relish the compliment, Sue. Thank you, and I wish you the best 2024 possible. — Jim
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Haha. Well done. I’m always amazes me when people fail to plan accordingly.
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Thank you! Fail to plan, plan to fail, is what I always say. 🙂
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Having the foresight for insight is always impressive. (FYI – health care in the Hamptons can be iffy.)
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Iffy health care gives pause. Do they have a decent system of public transportation? When I’m reborn maybe I should pick Park Slope. 🙂 (Thanks for reading and responding!)
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