Intelligence is being burned at an alarming rate. Fact incineration technologies birthed in Silicon Gulch have accelerated the depletion of natural reserves.

In the advanced world, gas derived from fact-burning fuels everything from data centers and crypto mining to the private jet fleets of hard-working billionaires. 

But there’s hope. Facts scraped from organic motherlodes and combusted like there’s no tomorrow may be replaceable by alternative ones generated from executive wind. 

Cheese cut in myriad C-suites currently clogs olfactory assets throughout the global U.S. — from the Gulf of America to Tierra del Rubio; from Guam to Greenland; from Saint Petersburg to Florida.

The buzz in Davos is that capturing and exploiting that abundant resource could be the next sure thing.

Men of stratospheric net worth, look to the future! The rips you let on golf cart cushions alone could drive a zillion rotors powering as many alternative realities in perpetuity.

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