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I love that guy! I love him. And we’ll only have one chance at this…
(Rev. Franklin Graham)
Open the Fuckin’ Strait…
(Trump)
“Alas, alack, all manner of woe.” My big TOE, pussies!
Grievance in the cheap seats, on the ground, in the air.
The deal is this: I ran. I wrack. I rant. I riff. I tear.
Stay my hand, give ground, quell the furies?
Not on your fairy’s life, your sissy’s dime.
My will: verbal. My lock: total. You are mine.
Fleece the meek, poke the woke, stoke the fringe.
Duck, DOGE, desecrate, dispute, deny.
The principles I hack are those I live by.
Don’t make me blister your behinds, people!
I feast with long teeth. Know your place. Now scram.
And don’t forget this: Who’s your daddy? I am.
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