Iambo-Pentametricism

Apothegm
How does a country get to see the back
of a leader who has only affront?
(JMN)

Iambo-Pentametricization of Codified Peroration
“So we have many exciting things that
we will be announcing over the next
eight weeks, I would say things that nobody
has even contemplated, thought possi
ble, and things that we’re gonna get done and
we have gotten done and we’ve started in
most cases. We’re taking on so many
aspects of things that, uh, but you’ll see lev
els of detail and you’ll see levels of
thought that a lot of people believed ve
ry strongly we didn’t have in this coun
try. We’re going to get things done that they’ve
wanted to see done for a long, long time.”

— Trump, on second term plans
[Quoted at Doonesbury, versified here]

The Party of Trunk
I’m no friend of conspiracy theory, but I like to believe that the mar-a-lagian operatives’ first step in decoding the secret message for the elephanatic cabal is to reduce the peroration to iambic pentameter.

A closely guarded algorithm processes the emergent stress pattern, extracting the day’s truthiness to be bawled by the Vulpine network. The huge tone and tenor of the vacuity-decoy tossed to the lamestream media is strongly kim-jong-unian, if not putinesque.

(c) 2020 JMN

About JMN

I live in Texas and devote much of my time to easel painting on an amateur basis. I stream a lot of music, mostly jazz, throughout the day, and watch Netflix and Prime Video for entertainment. I like to read and memorize poetry.
This entry was posted in Commentary, Quotations and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.