“My message to America is, first, the fact that your government is failing you, right now. Poverty is not red or blue, is not a Republican or Democrat issue. If you are in a position that you can’t feed your family… we have failed you.”
— Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, whose agency oversees SNAP payments
“When she says, ‘We have failed you,’ she means ‘We, the Democrats,’ okay?”
— Speaker Mike Johnson
(Say What? Archive)

The below bulletin from the Office of Information is conjured from the imaginarium of a citizen ice-bound in the Sea of Despond off the throes of Groanland.

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CAGA Formed  as Arm of DOGE Under Secs War and Home Pac

A COUNCIL AGAINST GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY has been formalized by the Executive Party to be headed by the Czar of DOGE under joint command of the Secretaries of War and of Homeland Pacification. 

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

(TS Media)

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