WHAT’S WITH THIS NAME? (Memo from the Oval)

Who named it “Artificial” intelligence anyway? Loser branding.
The moniker doesn’t pussy-grab the bigness of the thing.
As a name it’s underpowered. Cuckish. Smacks of low T.
Make intelligence great again, for the love of Pete! MIGA!

Mega. Ultra. Hyper. Uber intelligence with those two dots. Too nerdy?
How about, Knock-your-socks-off intelligence.
Or, Not-your-daddy’s-Oldsmobile intelligence.
Okay, too hard to sloganize, I get it. Let’s ask Meta Muse.

Super intelligence! That’s it. Has a bottabing to it.
Takes callifragilistic to the next level. Thank you, EmZee.
SI sits bigly on awesome. Knock yourselves out, frontier labs.
And hey. You be careful now. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!

Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha.

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