Autocorrect Zen

Type the following without cursing:

Ride with the tide and go with the flow.
Rade wath tha tade and ga wath tha flaw.
Rede weth the tede end ge weth the flew.
Ride with thi tide ind gi with thi fliw.
Rode woth tho tode ond go woth tho flow.
Rude wuth thu tude und gu wuth thu fluw.

Loose lips sink ships.
Laase laps sank shaps.
Leese leps senk sheps.
Liise lips sink ships.
Loose lops sonk shops.
Luuse lups sunk shups.

Wamp wamp.
Wemp wemp.
Wimp wimp.
Womp womp.
Wump wump.

(Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.)

About JMN

I live in Texas and devote much of my time to easel painting on an amateur basis. I stream a lot of music, mostly jazz, throughout the day. I like to read and memorize poetry.
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