A Nobel laureate-in-waiting will spirit the drinkability out of antifreeze. Enlightened governments will protect their populations. Unicorns will pasture in Central America.
These potables are flagged as suspect in this article:
Guaro Montano, Guaro Gran Apache, Aguardiente Estrella, Aguardiente Barón Rojo, Aguardiente Timbuka, Molotov Aguardiente, Guaro Chonete, Guaro Cuerazo, Guaro Sacheto, Red Star Brandy, Brandy Red Barnacle, Brandy Timbuka, Brandy Molotov
(Jayme Deerwester, “Costa Rica: Tainted alcohol death toll rises to 25; 59 people affected overall,” USA Today, 8-18-19)
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