BROKEN NEWS: CONSTITUTION HELD CONTRARY TO CONTRACEPTION
The collective of putative originalists of the Chambered Bastion holds supreme and solely licit the celebration of procreative congress in the conventional way, minus obstruction of semen, at sanctioned intervals, between gender-pairs held suitable for biblical knowledge since the Book of Genesis, and using the genitals assigned by God implicitly in the Constitution.
Dictamen of the Dark Robes of the Alitonian Persuasion
Hew to the Straight and Narrow, decree the Robes. All hail the right of states. Expose your kids to priestly guidance, southern baptistic or catholic. Inculcate wholesome discipline. Say to them:
Don’t be Satan’s playmate. Shun frivolous coitus. Say “No!” to onanism and wet dreams. Stay off PornHub. Keep your seed and eggs in the self storage of abstinence. Sublimate base urges into clean outdoor fun and recreational gunfire. Legally mate with a legitimate opposite number. In due time husbandry and wifery for propagation of the race will call you up for righteous duty in the missionary position. You will be blessed with fruits of the womb and tender mercies of states’ rights from the bronze age of Silent Cal.
The Robes’ will be done now, henceforth, with anterior effect, time out of mind, forever and ever, world without end (maybe), amen.
I live in Texas and devote much of my time to easel painting on an amateur basis. I stream a lot of music, mostly jazz, throughout the day. I like to read and memorize poetry.
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Rabid Robed Revanchism
BROKEN NEWS: CONSTITUTION HELD CONTRARY TO CONTRACEPTION
Hew to the Straight and Narrow, decree the Robes. All hail the right of states. Expose your kids to priestly guidance, southern baptistic or catholic. Inculcate wholesome discipline. Say to them:
Don’t be Satan’s playmate. Shun frivolous coitus. Say “No!” to onanism and wet dreams. Stay off PornHub. Keep your seed and eggs in the self storage of abstinence. Sublimate base urges into clean outdoor fun and recreational gunfire. Legally mate with a legitimate opposite number. In due time husbandry and wifery for propagation of the race will call you up for righteous duty in the missionary position. You will be blessed with fruits of the womb and tender mercies of states’ rights from the bronze age of Silent Cal.
The Robes’ will be done now, henceforth, with anterior effect, time out of mind, forever and ever, world without end (maybe), amen.
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I live in Texas and devote much of my time to easel painting on an amateur basis. I stream a lot of music, mostly jazz, throughout the day. I like to read and memorize poetry.