
Wampeters are catnip for goon balloons,
Slippery as deer guts on a doorknob,
Dark Davos in an amniotic greatcoat,
Wampum coined from oligarchs’ spittoons.
Treacly curls, puffed labia, eyeball moons —
A lecherous lapsarian’s heartthrob!
Wampeters are catnip for goon balloons,
Triggery as the fingers of an ICE mob.
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