Numpty majuscles issued from the glades
By the avenging angel of foul moods
Codify the swampiness that reeks
In the lacustrine gulag’s frothy jakes.
Vulpine apologists voice vapid pokes
With knit foreheads and chic tortoise-shell specs.
McGeorge Beetlebrow humps insider scoops
While Polymarket shills fellate the creeps.
Where there’s oily smoke, confide the tools,
There’s fire to get upwind of in the holes.

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