Heroic Cutlet Mitched

He sternly enjoined his au jus sandwich
From doing insult to his bloody tie.

The senator roared on Truth Vocal that his tie had been ruby not bloddy [sic]. He called his Dumocrat opponent a cuck for tagging the heroic cutlet assonant. The allegation is alleged that sandwich doesn’t rhyme with tie. That pissed Breitbard:

The cuck doesn’t know his assonance from his butter knife.

“We live in states of attorneys general where an obvious rhyme can be smirched and the lie is brayed by the slipstream press,” truthed Breitbard. The senator for his part rifled a Fukuyama End of Justice zinger straight from Meta Mucil to X:

Justice doesn’t repeat itself but it rhymes, you bastard.

About JMN

I live in Texas and devote much of my time to easel painting on an amateur basis. I stream a lot of music, mostly jazz, throughout the day. I like to read and memorize poetry.

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