“For Her”

(1)
You are the Pole I turn around,
My needle’s North, the shade I seek
On a hot day. You are the ground
I grow in, stamina I lack.

Remember snow that caked the “Roost”?
The box of bubbly you carried?
In thickness and in stealth we last.
We are an item though not married.

(2)
My heart
is hurt
but strong
enough
to beat
until inert
for you.

Be long
not
short,
life of mine
left,
your love a
gift,
before
the ending
starts.

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“What Philip Roth Didn’t Know…”

Dara Horn states that Roth’s caricature of women reveals a lack of empathy, and deems it a literary failure, made more egregious by a lack of curiosity. (“What Philip Roth Didn’t Know About Women Could Fill a Book,” NYTimes)

Definitions of “empathy” mention the words “understand” and “share.”

Is it possible for an author not to understand and share women’s feelings, but still be curious about them?

Does an author write much about anything he or she isn’t curious about?

Can empathy be gender-selective? (That men “get” other men better than they get women is the sitcom pablum of decades. But it doesn’t feel right.)

David Foster Wallace said, “Fiction’s about what it is to be a fucking human being.” Maybe his F-word was casual, or maybe he meant to flag coitus and violence as what we’re essentially about.

Does true-seeming imagining of other-sexed people demand some sort of gender dysphoria in the novelist, vicarious or not?

I hazard that the answers could be “Maybe,” “Probably not,” “I doubt it,” and “Possibly.”

(Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.)

HJN Female Nude

HJN Female Nude

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Fun With Glue Gun

[From the Manual]

“Prohibited in flammable and explosive occasions.”

“Do not touch the glue gun and glue bar when working.”

“It is forbidden to pull the glue strip out of the tail of the glue gun.”

“The glue gun is equipped with durable material. When it is used for the first time, the smoke may appear. After 30 minutes’ use, the smoke automatically disappears.”

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On Marriage

“The crucial step… is the raw and willful decision each partner must make just to recommit. The relationship is strife-ridden. Every fiber of your body says to retreat to the safety of your foxhole. But you have to go against yourself and lunge toward intimacy.” (David Brooks, NYTimes)

Century plant, Fort Davis, JMN, 2009. Photo. Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.

Century plant, Fort Davis, JMN, 2009. Photo. Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.

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Tweet in haste, repent at leisure

Once I excerpted the following from a New Yorker article and flagged it in a tweet:

“The Odd Future charge has been led by…Tyler Okonma, known as Tyler, the Creator… Hodgy Beats, a diminutive, quick-tempered rapper,… is half of the duo Mellow-Hype, along with [a] producer who calls himself Left Brain. Two more rappers, Domo Genesis and Mike G, are known… Matt Martians makes spaced-out funk. Travis Bennett, known as Taco, and Jasper Dolphin, are members… Taco’s sister, Syd (the Kyd) Bennett,… Christopher (Lonnie) Breaux, known as Frank Ocean… Tyler and the others sometimes referred to Earl Sweatshirt as Thebe — pronounced “TEH-beh… Before Thebe was Earl Sweatshirt, he called himself Sly, short for Sly Tendencies… One of his friends… was Solomon Allison, who produces hip-hop under the name Loofy….” (Kelefa Sanneh, “Where’s Earl?”, The New Yorker, May 23, 2011)

I followed up with a pastiche which I can’t summon the effrontery to reproduce verbatim. In it my rap persona declares he riffs under the name ‘Pokehole,’ but “when rilly freestylin'” becomes ‘High Plains Vaquero’ and has a “high-fivin’ posse.” He’s ‘Milknickel’ when drafting, and ‘Doctor Skull’ when “the PHuDs get funky.” It doesn’t get better.

By inserting pidgin Spanish into the mix — “ricacho,” “macho muchacho,” “no manches,” “chiste,” “comprendiste” — as well as a smidgin of hackerese — “grok my kludges” — I invited in one swell foop disgust and mockery from at least three constituencies.

Sure enough, another Twitterer sent me an “Oh dear” message: I was getting nasty blowback. Who knew? I had zilch followers. I closed my two-month-old Twitter account and took a powder.

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Bewusstseinslage

A contestant in the final stages of the 2018 Scripps National Spelling Bee competition failed to spell “bewusstseinslage” correctly. I don’t know whether to bawl or weep.

That a young citizen of these United States speaking this American language should stumble over the spelling of “bewusstseinslage” is a sad statement on the state of our schools.

I Googled “bewusstseinslage” merely to confirm its middle-school-obvious meaning: “a state of consciousness or a feeling devoid of sensory components.”

Goodness, I live daily in (with?) bewusstseinslage — don’t we all? “Bewusstseinslage” has been the name of my state since forever. I’ve literally wallowed in bewusstseinslage for a coon’s age.

No idea why “bewusstseinslage” escapes a so-called spelling wizard, BUTT: Let’s hope our schools get serious on how to right rilly useful werds like “covfefe .”

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“Life is complicated…”

“Life is complicated. It’s filled with nuance. It’s unsatisfying. If I believe in anything, it is doubt.” (Anthony Bourdain)

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LinkedOut

I’d like to record how fruitless my multi-year meander in LinkedIn has proven. Full disclosure: I never sought employment on LinkedIn. My work history doesn’t define me — I’ve disliked most of my jobs. Why trot out a lackluster record … Continue reading

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The Alien Parade

The largest exoplanet ever found
Is quite a marvel where marvels abound.

Theory holds it cannot be, they say,
But sometimes theory doesn’t have its way.

It is a type of planet they call puffy
That orbits its parent in just a jiffy.

Another is so light it would be floatable
Were such a tub of H2O available.

One planet takes the prize for poetry:
It’s called Epsilon Eridani B.

It’s closest to our Earth but no contender
For life support because of lack of water.

OGLE is yet another world most chilly,
While WASP is hotter than a hot tamale.

CoRot is rocky, but it takes the cake
For places whose sole purpose is to bake.

There is a three-star world whose triple suns
Put sundown in the shade on single ones.

A planet that is twice as dense as lead
May be a brown dwarf, or a star that’s dead.

HD has let its atmosphere be sniffed,
And glowing methane in its air was whiffed.

Coku Tau 4’s planet is very new.
The orbit of XO-3b’s askew.

There is a planet known to orbit backwards.
For this phenomenon I simply lack words.

GJ is thought to be a world of water,
A Super-Earth that has a solid center.

A year on SWEEPS is shorter than a day.
You would be ancient in one year that way.

A massive world that orbits a pulsar
Is made of diamond and was once a star.

How much more weirdness before you are made
Stark crazy by this alien parade?

Reference
http://www.space.com/159-strangest-alien-planets.html

The Hangover God, JMN, 2009. Photo. Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.

The Hangover God, JMN, 2009. Photo. Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.

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Goodbye, Philip Roth

“Looking back, in an afterword written on the 25th anniversary publication of “Portnoy’s Complaint,” Roth wrote, ‘I wished to dazzle in my very own way and to dazzle myself no less than anyone else.’ He recalled admonishing himself, ‘All you have to do is sit down and work.’ Aspiring writers might engrave those words.” (Roger Cohen, “The Liberation in Roth’s American Berserk,” NYTimes).

“… The misogyny isn’t really the problem. After all, if one policed literature for bigotry, there would be little left to read. The problem is literary: these caricatures reveal a lack of not only empathy, but curiosity.” (Dara Horn, “What Philip Roth Didn’t Know About  Women Could Fill a Book,” NYTimes).

A female colleague once used a phrase in conversation that stuck with me — something like “Men just want to get their hoggin’s” or “He got his hoggin’s.” For me it was a colorful new instance of slang describing an outcome sought onesidedly by the unevolved male, like “He got his rocks off.”

I’ve tried to remember what I can about the two Philip Roth novels I read long ago. Of “Goodbye, Columbus” I recall that the title was cleverly revealed far along in the novel to be … from a school song? Nothing else. As for “Portnoy’s Complaint,” I retain only an image of a boy getting his hoggin’s into his gym socks. Dazzling himself?

Flaubert created Emma Bovary. The Bronte sisters and Jane Austen had some success writing in the male voice. Richard Jury and I have solved several mysteries together — he’s Martha Grimes’s handsome detective in “Man With a Load of Mischief” and other gumshoe yarns. Dara Horn’s column (cited above) triggered those reflections about authors projecting voice into the opposite gender.

Is a lack of curiosity about and empathy for women a willful state in an author? If so, it might expose Roth to an opprobrium able to be considered deserved by the caricatured party.

Or is a lack of curiosity about and empathy for women a congenital deficit in an author, one that can’t be overcome? If so, it could imply that Roth had a creative blind spot potentially limiting his scope as a novelist should he attempt to portray a convincing female character.

I don’t know if these are questions that even should be asked, much less answered. It’s a lame conclusion, but it’s what I’ve got. I’m too out of touch with Roth’s work to venture pronouncements, and I would like to avoid the pitfall of inflammatory bloviation swamping our discourse. As my female character, Garnet Belle Hatch of Stag City, sagely remarks, “In this town there are more opinions than people.”

Brick Struggling to Be Free, JMN, 2009. Photo. Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.

Brick Struggling to Be Free, JMN, 2009. Photo. Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.

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