(Continued from https://ethicaldative.com/2021/08/10/the-better-monday-agreement/)

Old money needs kowtowing like a pig needs mud. Imagine a baseless pyramid if you can. No more could the Isthmian Brahmin caste thrive, absent a barred precariat, than an influencer devoid of dupes. 

Providentially, in the misty paleo-era of the founding foundering, a dinghy holding a guy and several gals bumped ashore on that muddy beach where Chuck, Hugh and Wally had planted their pennant. The dinghy carried the skeletal crew of Chuck’s yacht, the Bimini Babe. 

Now, in the post pre-history timeframe of Isthmian reckoning, the progeny of the rogue dinghy pullulated in rampant extramural warrens, infesting endless piles of flats styled after Brutalist doodles. Known as the dings, this scrappy hoi polloi lived largely from gigs and side hacks hustled in the high-status neighborhoods. Their raison d’être for the Isthmian establishment was their organs.

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