Dominoes

The powers that be have signed the contract that assures Hurricane Harvey (2017) will have robust progeny in my neck of the planet into what future is foreseeable. In a forlorn holding action against storms to come I’m having a standby generator installed.

If you still have a roof and windows, the greatest hardship in the aftermath of a drubbing is the loss of electricity, measured not in hours but in days. Most of hurricane season falls during the hottest, dankest time of year on the Texas coast. Functioning air conditioning (or at least fans) during storm recovery is almost as life-sustaining as food and water.

The generator will run on propane, a large tank of which is being installed as I write. Gasoline is a nonstarter since hurricanes exhaust supplies of it quickly. Natural gas can fuel a generator, but there must be an available connection (none in my case), and one gambles on the gas supply not being interrupted during or after a storm — not a sure thing.

Propane is a decent compromise — my tank will power the house for a week; however, there must be enough diesel fuel on hand for delivery trucks to reach customers. The diesel supply got perilously low after Harvey, according to my dealer — plenty of propane, no way to deliver it.

On another front, the municipal water supply was cut for several days because pumping stations ran out of fuel and couldn’t be serviced due to flood waters. (Rainfall was measured in feet, not inches.) Plenty of water, no way to pump it. The local supply, by the way, is chlorinated river water. For consumption, I subscribe to a service that delivers six hefty bottles of purified water monthly. Keeping my pets and me hydrated also depends on a reliable diesel supply!

The four-story building that houses my doctor’s office and dozens of medical facilities lost a portion of its roof during Harvey. The ensuing flooding ravaged the entire building and its contents. It took months of remediation to restore it.

The analogy that leaps to mind in pondering the climate reckoning is the proverbial row of dominoes. The services we depend on and indulge in are helplessly interdependent; the fall of one can trigger a chain reaction. My great state is throwing down the gauntlet to Mother Nature. No doubt Mother will take it up.

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How a bespoke Suit works

“A Savile Row suit ‘rarely looks new in the conventional sense.’ Its magic ‘is that it enhances your real self into heightened fantasy, then presents this fantasy as your real self.’ “ (Lance Richardson, “House of Nutter,” reviewed by Matthew Schneier, NYTimes)

Mr. Richardson’s Observation seems to me silly on several Levels. It’s “precious” Language in the old “affected” Sense of the Word. It’s a Piece of Casuistry. It’s too cute by half. DISCLOSURE: I have a Weakness for that kind of Rhetoric.

I recently blogged a Wisecrack about “fake Mendacity.” It may have garnered a “Like” from an unlikely Direction. Did the Quip have a Fox-and-Friendly FEEL to it, I wonder?

The new F-word has collapsed into a vapid Slur, rarely true “in the conventional Sense”; applying it to “Mendacity” enhances it into ouroboric Fantasy.

I generally rue these little Effusions afterwards. A good way NOT to cut yourself is to use a sharp Knife. The Rule might apply to Sarcasm, too. I usually remember it after I’m hoist by my own Petard.

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Likability

“As far as likability, I don’t think that I have more than most people but I try not to be rude. I like when people are polite and kind to other people. I just think life is so hard, why make it harder?”

(Paul Rudd, quoted by Kathryn Shattuck, “Paul Rudd, Larger Than Life but Still Nice,” NYTimes)

(Copyright 2018 James Mansfield Nichols. All rights reserved.)

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Anne Tyler on Eudora Welty and endurance

[Tyler discovered Welty’s “A Curtain of Green and Other Stories” at age 14.]

“I was just flabbergasted. I said, she’s writing my life, people I know, and it’s not Shakespearean English… Later I even got to know her. She was like her stories. There was something wondering about her as she spoke, as if she was marveling at everything she looked at.

“… I really think I’m deeply interested in endurance. I don’t think living is easy, even for those of us who aren’t scrounging. It’s hard to get through every day and say there’s a good reason to get up tomorrow. It just amazes me that people do it, and so cheerfully.”

(Quoted by Charles McGrath, “Attention Please: Anne Tyler Has Something to Say,” NYTimes)

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… And a partridge in a pear tree

“…The Cave Rescue Organization, the oldest cave-rescue group in Britain, says it has responded to 2,927 episodes since its founding in 1935. Of those, 745 were in caves; the rest were on mountains and in disused mines or other locations.

“The all-volunteer group says the episodes involved 4,193 people and hundreds of animals, including 252 lambs, 226 sheep, 79 dogs, nine cows, nine ducks, one rabbit and one cat.” (NYTimes)

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“Dinosaur Feathers!”

Dinosaur Feathers!

A dinosaur with feathers? Well I’m sure!
The spectacle’s more than I can endure.

Next, mules are born with earrings, snakes have knees,
And furry goldfish populate the seas.

I can just as well believe those things
As that a dinosaur ever had wings.

Oh, dear! Now I must eat my words. Here goes:
One dinosaur had quills, the record shows.

It found the nerve, it seems, to fly around.
Who knew a dinosaur could leave the ground?

The fellow flapped and soared, knew how to glide
With help from feathers poking from its hide.

Its moniker is Archaeopteryx.
It was the granddaddy of ducks and chicks,

Of all our feathered friends, the ones that fly,
And those that only walk when they go by.

Archie had a look that was absurd:
Some three-fourths reptile and one quarter bird.

He had a wishbone, teeth and claws and tail,
A set of feathers like a coat-of-mail.

They have deduced that Archie dressed in black,
Supposing that it helped avoid attack.

I’m glad that I have met this crazy coot,
Whose featheredness I thought was such a hoot.

I daydream now about an ancient throng
Of bird-o-saurs endowed with dino-song.

Reference
http://www.news24.com/SciTech/News/Dinosaur-bird-had-black-feathers-20120124

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“Epistemic Skepticism”

“As an attitude…, epistemic skepticism consists in always second-guessing your own judgments — about yourself, other people and situations; always monitoring those judgments to make sure you’re seeing clearly, have the facts right, aren’t making any unfounded inferences or deceiving yourself, etc. Women are particularly skilled at this because their judgment, credibility and authority start to come under attack during puberty, as part of the process of gender socialization… But the benefit is precisely this self-critical attitude — of careful review of and reflection on the adequacy of one’s own thought processes.”

(Adrian Piper, quoted by Lauren O’Neill-Butler, “Adrian Piper Speaks! For Herself,” NYTimes)

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Juicy Mystery

My local newspaper has a regular feature entitled “Food Service Inspections for Week Ending <date>.” I scan it devotedly. Food purveyors from all around are assigned demerits, from zero to one hundred.

My newspaper clarifies, helpfully, that “Zero” is the best score.

Infractions are listed in hypnotic detail: “Date-label sausage with seven-day use-by date”; “Keep soap and paper towels at hand sink”; “Employee drinks need lids and straws”; “Wear hairnet or ball cap in kitchen”; “Lift all paper goods off ground”; “Label sugar container”; “Dispose of any used sticky traps”; “Mop sink not being utilized”; “Store raw meats under cooked foods”….

I’ve noticed one admonition that crops up insistently for a stubbornly high number of eateries: “Need bodily fluid clean-up kit.”

I’ve reached a juncture where I need to know what a bodily fluid clean-up kit is, and why so many food places need one. And why, after all this time, do they still not know this? And while we’re at it, what bodily fluids, specifically, are we talking about? My interest has evolved from casual to acute.

On another front, I’m humbled and gratified to learn in today’s report that a nearby town has an establishment called “Bebotyboo, LLC dba Andy’s Quick Stop.”

I pride myself on crafting whimsical names. In my wildest flights of fancy I could not improve on “Bebotyboo.” You’ll be glad to know that the place got only six demerits: “Document times on food out at room temperature and sausage in warmer. Wash hands when entering kitchen and before applying gloves.”

Hats off to Bebotyboo, and Andy, too!

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Wiseness

Bake bread and break it.
Give kids an uphappy bringing.
Untied we stand.
“Magna Farta” (Oliver Cromwell)

“…Thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness….” (Deuteronomy 32:15)

“A dream sullied is not a lie.” (David Brooks)
“Free your mind and your ass will follow.” (George Clinton)
“People take pleasure in giving power to the indecent.” (Seneca)

“One very important condition of writing a novel is not to try to understand everything. It’s best to observe the facts without necessarily having a theory.” (Michel Houellebecq)

“… The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something, and tell what it saw in a plain way.” (John Ruskin)

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“The District Education Improvement Committee Meeting”

The District Education Improvement Committee Meeting

Her purse is propped against the leg
That folds beneath the table’s end.
The purse is not adjacent to
Her folded arm, her lotioned hand.

She props her glasses on her nose,
She palms her chin and furrows brow.
The sup’rintendent makes his point:
“Here’s what I want.” She questions how.

A finger rises to require
Attention from its fellow hands.
The super finds a place to pause.
The finger asks how much he spends.

The secretary takes her notes,
The members doodle on their pads.
The meeting lasts, and lasts some more,
Like a parade of millipedes.

Attrition takes a grievous toll.
This one, that one, they take their leave.
A matter presses, duty calls —
For now it’s done, what they improve.

The ones remain who stand and stretch,
Who faced the grim agenda down.
Theirs be the praise, the accolade,
Defenders of the cap and gown.

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