It may be that God doesn’t talk only to Their anointed few; I’ve had word from that Rascal myself.

Here’s what I believe They said:

I DIDN’T CREATE LIGHT WITH A THIRD-PERSON COMMAND AS YOU HAVE PROPOSED IN YOUR LITTLE WEB LOG. I USED MY SIGNATURE IMPERATIVE FORM, IN WHICH I “LET” AN INTENTION, AND THE MOTIVE FORCE FOR IT TO HAPPEN IS MY OWN INTESTINAL WILL. FROM WHERE YOU STAND IT’S “MAGICAL” OR SOMETHING. KINGS AND CERTAIN SONS-OF-BISCUITS TRY TO APE MY COMMAND STYLE, BUT THAT LOT ARE JUST GASSY IF YOU ASK ME. DON’T TELL THEM I SAID THIS.

God booms! My ears are still ringing. I offer up thanks for this revelation in the only mumbo-lingo I know: Much obliged, Commander, and have a rip-snortin’ day!

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