Category Archives: Commentary

Opinion or analysis concerning whatever’s on my mind.

Spot and Bess

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Save the Queen from what?

The Windsors are richer than Croesus and cosseted in  indescribably privileged circumstances, lavished with lifetime stipends for performing ceremonial chores, kowtowed to and fawned over by legions of adoring subjects who may or may not have a recently purchased pair … Continue reading

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Jerry had a sweet tooth

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Stud Bird

I’ve spent some of my life working with (for?) adolescents. We were told their behavior and dress, especially the parts adults liked to fret about, were attributable to hormones. I don’t know. Hormones weren’t my field. However, I think of … Continue reading

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“Carnage”

If I were a movie critic I’d be chronically behind the times. I shy away from movies that are popular. I don’t think I’ll ever see “Avatar” or anything labeled “Shrek.” It took me years to get to “Titanic.” Too … Continue reading

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The Northernness

“If you’re full of beauty and positive things it’s harder for stuff to get to you. Joy is not a luxury that you can tack on when you’ve sorted everything out, joy is how you will sort out your problems… … Continue reading

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“Laughter is breath…”

“Laughter is breath, it alters your being, and it allows you to move on, and keep living.” (Anna Mackmin, quoted by Patrick Barkham in The Guardian) There’s so much to like in the blog world. As one finding his feet … Continue reading

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Tu me manques, mon fils

“Its studied fuzziness, agony glimpsed through clamor, gives this poem its knife edge.” (Unremembered) Bush Doctrine // Hung Foo Testes Titan // E-wrecked Titty Tyrant // Testosterone Tank Cmen-130 // Sperm Gun Callous Phallus // Erectile Projectile Headache Balls // … Continue reading

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Jejune Maundering

What’s right? I was braised Raptist. Dawder, fetch me some wadder. Of core snot Flying butt tresses I’ve herded all now. Ready! Fire! Claim! Diddle Dawdle & Dodge, LLC Salience is golden. Naughty pine Bête blanche Procrastinator Anticrastinator Horse d’oovers … Continue reading

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Autocorrect Zen

Type the following without cursing: (1) Ride with the tide and go with the flow. Rade wath tha tade and ga wath tha flaw. Rede weth the tede end ge weth the flew. Ride with thi tide ind gi with … Continue reading

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