He sternly enjoined his au jus sandwich
From doing insult to his bloody tie.
The senator roared on Truth Vocal that his tie had been ruby not bloddy [sic]. He called his Dumocrat opponent a cuck for tagging the heroic cutlet assonant. The allegation is alleged that sandwich doesn’t rhyme with tie. That pissed Breitbard:
The cuck doesn’t know his assonance from his butter knife.
“We live in states of attorneys general where an obvious rhyme can be smirched and the lie is brayed by the slipstream press,” truthed Breitbard. The senator for his part rifled a Fukuyama End of Justice zinger straight from Meta Mucil to X:
Justice doesn’t repeat itself but it rhymes, you bastard.
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Listen, you non-brainary retard, wait a hegseth minute. You can stuff your lamb chop, and I’ll raise you a born in the wrong body GMO nut cutlet.
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Ha-ha! That’s some maga-nificent whup-up, Josie. It catches the drift of the new dispensation in our public discourse.
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Imitation can be made the sincerest form of insult. (Oscar Wilde in the essay The Decay of Lying)
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An incisive comment. Thank you for it. I confess I feel like I’ve soiled myself when I descend to this level of pastiche, but indignation bests me.
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