
Prompt 1
A bibulous fop, a pottymouth letch and a myrmidon in a greatcoat walk into an executive mansion’s pantry. One reaches for the ketchup, one for the Jack Daniels, one for the lemon Jello mix. What is the least predictable distribution of actions among the three, and why? Express your conclusion in a punchline. (Don’t worry if it’s lame; so is the prompt.)
Example:
The fop goes for the Jello because dandies attract blondes. The letch grabs the whiskey to inflame his lethality. The myrmidon seizes the ketchup he has craved ever since his mother shot the dog.
Prompt 2
Invent a fake WordPress account created by comment-bots launched from click-farms in Bulgaria or Belarus. The account name should be transparently bogus, but smack of the country’s linguistic culture. Simulate AI slop for a bogus “comment” that’s so generic it could work anywhere.
Example:
oxtohvrk: Impeccable reasoning! The substance is in the language of your mouth. You illustrate this so well, my friend. I hardly know when I have been this impressed by words. [saucy wink emoji] [flower emoji] [thumbs up emoji]
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Truth Facial
According to his spokesman, Bill Gates was referring to Epstein’s décor. That reminds me, I need to vacuum the cat hair from my lifestyle.
When he dismissed blowback as “an inverted pyramid of piffle,” Great Britain’s former Conservative MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip proved there’ll always be an England ruled by a class of person able to toss off a Bullingdon clubbable sneer. Americans can only dream of such abuse.
“After the Trump era is over, much will be said about the lasting damage it has done to civic discourse. In addition to other reforms and acts of reconciliation, repairs will need to be made to the ways we engage in public argumentation and decision-making…”
(Aubrey Clayton)
Lately I realize that Clayton’s tweaks to civic discourse would address the sour gas issuing from America’s bowel while ignoring the infection. A broadly based reconciliation with factuality and truth-telling would be medicinal. Less is gluing bullfeathers on a jackass.
What ultimately makes Mr. Epstein a significant figure is not his personal pathology but what his career says about the culture that found him useful.
(Jacob Weisberg)
Causes, not symptoms. What makes our debased discourse significant is not its meanness but what it says about a culture that elects mean leaders.
The dread of war is not enough. If you don’t want the effect, do something to remove the causes. There is no use loving the cause and fearing the effect, and being surprised when the effect inevitably follows the cause.
(Thomas Merton, The Seven-Storey Mountain)
Merton, a Trappist monk, took it to the divine place, saying the cause of wars is “sin.” He might have been on to something! If I can think of “sin” as “crime” I’m good. Wealth inequality is a sin. Citizens United is a sin. Algorithmic predation is a sin. Monopolies are a sin. Capital punishment is a sin. The list goes on. The wars go on.
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