Accents

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Fiona Hill leaving a closed hearing on Capitol Hill early this month. Credit…T.J. Kirkpatrick for The New York Times.

Roger Cohen writes opinion for the NYTimes, is a naturalized American citizen raised in Britain, and in his own words “a Jew, the son of South African immigrants.”

Cohen writes about another naturalized American, Fiona Hill, who emigrated from County Durham in northern England. Her father was a coal miner from age 14.

American possibility contrasted for Hill with British prejudice. A “very distinctive working-class accent” would have “impeded my professional advancement” in the England of the 1980s and ’90s, she told the House Intelligence Committee. That same accent cut through bloviating Republicans like a knife.

(Roger Cohen, “Fiona Hill and the American Idea,” NYTimes, 11-22-19)

Fiona Hill’s mention of how her accent would have held her back in England triggered memory of a remark by Dr. Katherine Kennedy Carmichael (1912 – 1982), the first dean of women at the University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill.

In her distinguished drawl she quipped with twinkling eyes to a gaggle of language students, “All my life people have listened less to what I say and more to how I say it.”

(c) 2019 JMN

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Pumpkin Fun

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This is the best pumpkin painting I’ve ever done (the only one for now) and the most fun I’ve had doing it. It’s the fruit of a swell evening of social painting staged here in The Shed Art Studio on November 21st by the two enterprising movers-and-shakers behind Occasionally Festive: Chelsea Hill and Megan Gomez.

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This creative duo stages events in and around Victoria and makes them sparkle with innovative designs, refreshment, and camaraderie.

Two more Occasionally Festive painting sessions at TSAS are set for December 12th and 21st. A great way to bring in the holiday!

(c) 2019 JMN

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About That Pig…

 

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Excerpts from the insert that came with a shipment of Tennessee Home Goods Bamboo Charcoal Air Purifying Bags:

We are just a small US company building a Tennessee home-style brand from right down here… We are happier than a dead pig in the sunshine [my bolding] that you chose our product… We are just regular, down-home people… We love Jesus, America, and our customers (in that order).

… We recognize that nobody’s perfect… (well, except for Aunt Edna)… If for *any* reason you are not tickled pink… we will refund your money, 100% lickety-split.

The best way to earn the trust of a customer, is to please the punch out of the previous customer… so much so, that he climbs on every stump a’tween here and home to shout about how great you are.

So if you left us a review… well we’d be all like… “a possum eatin’ a sweet-tater, kinda happy”! So thank y’ins in advance for doing that. And… in the words of the late great Minnie Pearl… Y’all come back now, ya here [sic]!

(Cc) 2019 JMN

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Military Notes from Down Under

Adverbs Ahead

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Army Vehicle Disappears

An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage….

From “Military Humor” — Thanks to GP Cox, Pacific Paratrooper!

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Little Endians, Big Endians

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“It’s a perilous time in film exhibition, and there are fewer independent theaters than ever,” says Martin Scorsese. Credit…Jasu Hu.

For me,… cinema was about revelation… It was about characters — the complexity of people and their contradictory and sometimes paradoxical natures… Many of the elements that define cinema as I know it are there in Marvel pictures. What’s not there is revelation, mystery or genuine emotional danger. Nothing is at risk. The pictures are made to satisfy a specific set of demands, and they are designed as variations on a finite number of themes….

(Martin Scorsese, “I Said Marvel Movies Aren’t Cinema. Let Me Explain,” NYTimes, 11-4-19)

“This is not that” will usually start a fight. The fan-chise for super-hero movies is still howling at Scorsese. I respect his views on film-as-art, though I’ll watch anything entertaining even if it’s not emotionally dangerous.

(c) 2019 JMN

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Separate and United

U.S. President Donald Trump shakes hands with British Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson as they take part in a session on reforming the United Nations at U.N. Headquarters in New York

The Atlantic, KEVIN LAMARQUE / REUTERS.

“England and America are two countries separated by the same language.” (George Bernard Shaw)

The two countries nowadays are united by a common divisiveness, an internecine feud over their respective futures. This excerpt from the NYTimes* is dated Nov. 18, 2019. Britain or America? The blanks are yours to fill.

A decade on from the crash, __________ is still mired in the longest period of wage stagnation since __________, while productivity growth slows. Unsecured household debt is at a record high, and more than __________ million people in working households live below the poverty line. Among the young especially, for whom unaffordable housing and job insecurity are the new normal, the aspirational story that gently moderated capitalism once told about itself has smashed against the rocks of reality.

Given that the next government must oversee some kind of resolution to the __________, and will have the job of repairing both a dysfunctional democratic infrastructure and a tattered social fabric, the choices it makes will be far more consequential than those usually faced by incoming governments. Throw in the fact that the next __________ will be in charge for [part] of the decade identified by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change as the final one in which full-scale climate catastrophe could be averted, and it is no exaggeration to conclude that the victor [in the election] will set __________’s course for a generation and beyond.

*Jack Shenker, “Britain’s Election Is Not About Brexit.”

(c) 2019 JMN

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E Pluribus Unum: Relief for a Pedant

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… If applied to everyone, “they” would complete the leveling-up progress of equal dignity that “you” started centuries ago.

(Teresa M. Bejan, “What Quakers Can Teach Us About the Politics of Pronouns,” NYTimes, 11-16-19)

1. A person has to register early if he wants to vote.
2. A person has to register early if he or she wants to vote.
3. A person has to register early if they want to vote.

As a half-woke pedant I’ve stuck with version 2 until now, but version 3 is winning.

The history provided by Professor Bejan helps me. She notes that English nobles could call themselves “we.” (The Queen still does.) At that time “thou” was the proper singular, so commoners were required to address a noble as plural “you,” since he (or she) considered himself (or herself) to be more than one. (The Duke of York still does, though he “let the side down.”)

The Quakers leveled down by “thou-ing everyone, including blue-bloods, but English eventually went the other way and leveled up. I got to be you, and you got to be you, like our blood was blue, too.

The fact that plural “you” crossed over to singular furnishes a respectable precedent for the migration of “they” to neutered singularity. It relieves one of the cross of pedantry they have borne. They’re chiefest concern now — our chiefest concern, or mine if I’m humble — is to get comfortable with the contracting of future “they-all” into “th-all,” where it will team up with “y’all” as a disambiguator for them, whoever it is.

(c) 2019 JMN

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Latin What?

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… Elizabeth Warren… began conducting her outreach to Hispanic voters using the term “Latinx.” (Though she did take a little flack, after the first Democratic debate, for pronouncing it “Latin-X.”)

(Ross Douthat, “Liberalism’s Latinx Problem,” NYTimes, 11-5-19)

Ross Douthat comments that “Latinx” is an ideological word aimed at “dismantling the default masculine” of romance languages, centering gender neutrality or nonbinariness in place of a cisgender heteronormativity.

Be that as it may, I’m still wondering how “Latinx” is to be said. I would capitalize “Romance” as a language family descriptor, on a par with Germanic, Slavic, Semitic, etc.

(c) 2019 JMN

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Boot Edge Edge

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Even if Mr. Buttigieg fails to capture the nomination, he’s already won himself a coveted place in the political universe. Credit…Maddie McGarvey for The New York Times.

… He acknowledged that his success may have irked those who have seen years of presidential campaign planning tossed aside by his rise.

“I’m not going to comment,” he said, “on the emotions of my competitors.”

(Reid J. Epstein and Lisa Lerer, “Why Pete Buttigieg Annoys His Democratic Rivals,” NYTimes, 11-9-19)

This is a good instance of how, sometimes, the most intelligent comments are the ones “not made.”

(c) 2019 JMN

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Sport Imitates It

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Cleveland’s Myles Garrett, right, pulled off the helmet of the Steelers’ Mason Rudolph and swung it at him. Credit…Jason Miller/Getty Images.

(c) 2019 JMN

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