
“Whatever we may ultimately learn about Epstein, it will be sad and sordid, a story of people getting hurt and of people getting away with hurting them.”
(Peter C. Baker)
The last half of first-quarter Century XXI CE bequeathed much fake history to its successors. Today, scholars scour the record in search of ephemera that may afford a glimpse of what actually happened. A scrap of paper excavated from the environs of an ancient toilet has been studied extensively. The badly damaged typescript is thought to be rhymed doggerel in dactylic meter. What’s referred to as its “prologue” arguably has been deciphered. The rest, known to scholars as the “jingle,” is riddled with lacunae.
Jordan scholarship has focused on establishing what are thought to be the end rhymes. The version published by Carruthers, Bane and Triffling embeds what’s legible of the document in a metric scheme which deploys bracketed diereses (<…>) as syllabic placeholders. Tonic syllables are in boldface (<…>). It was hoped that prosodic specialists might assist in fleshing out more of the document’s content.
Experts differ as to what, if anything, the codex may contribute to our knowledge of the elapse.
“Prologue”
When the mighty Jordan [River?] of justice
Is perverted [diverted] to pestilential [“puking”] tributaries [creeks?],
Toady [slang?] sinkholes [swine lagoons?] reek of slime [or “slipperiness”].
“Jingle”
The <…><…> of sleaze <…><…> pandering bawd
<…><…><…><…> mansions <…> underaged goods,
To be <…><…>, <…> <…>, <…>, <…> <…> <…> and pawed
<…><…><…> <…>, philandering, <…> <…> <…> dudes.
The <…> got <…><…><…> <…><…> <…> the klink,
<…> hanged <…><…><…><…><…> sheet <…><…> bed.
How <…><…><…><…> <…>? The <…> <…> <…> think
That <…><…><…><…> playboy set <…><…><…> dead!
And <…><…><…><…><…><…> <…><…> procuress
<…> fourteen-year-olds <…><…> <…> <…> “massages” —
<…><…> alcahueta <…><…> <…> <…> foulness,
<…> <…> <…> queen bee <…><…><…> <…> <…> lodges?
<…><…><…><…><…><…><…> get-out-of-jail card!
<…><…><…><…> pardoned, <…><…><…> <…> void!
<…><…><…><…> soul <…><…> moral retard.
<…><…> thoughts and <…><…><…><…> girls <…> destroyed.
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‘I Came Into the World Very Young’
“Study for a bust of Mr. Erik Satie painted by himself, with a thought: I came into the world very young during a very old time.” [New York Times caption and illustration, my translation]
I discovered Satie long ago through Gymnopédies and Gnossiennes, and liked the music immediately. I thought of him as a “minor” composer, and I was drawn to perceived niche tastes. I crave even now the unmoored feeling that his music gave me then.
Satie’s “Vexations,” came with instructions to repeat them 840 times, entailing a running time of about 19 hours. Here’s the thing: “Strangely, it resists memorization. Pianists have played it for long stretches, stood up from their instruments and realized they already forgot it.”
“Bohéme” (“The Bohemian”), a portrait of Satie in his studio in Montmartre by his friend Santiago Rusiñol. Credit… Fine Art Images/Heritage Images, via Getty Images. [New York Times caption and illustration]
Vexations! A lovely moniker. It reminds me of my experience with certain poetry: I interact with it as intensely as I can; maybe it marks me somehow, yet it scampers out of range of the retentive faculty.
He would write for performers to play “from the top of yourself” and “full of subtlety, if you believe me.” He seemed fixated on body parts, with instructions like “with tears in your fingers,” “on the tips of your back teeth” or “out of the corner of your hand.”
A performance of Satie’s “Parade,” a collaboration with Cocteau, Picasso and the choreographer Léonide Massine for Sergei Diaghilev’s Ballets Russes. Credit… Jack Vartoogian/Getty Images. [New York Times caption and illustration]
(Joshua Barone, “Satie’s Music Will Always Be Popular. But Will We Ever Understand It?” New York Times, 7-2-25)
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