
Just the other day I spied Reginald-now-Lord Fairfax at his usual perch in the smoking room of the club. I greeted Reggie, ordered a brandy, and inquired after his father-in-law Rufus-now-Lord Driscoll, whose alleged dalliance with a domestic has triggered virtue signaling by the wokerati. We were joined by James-now-Lord Harrod and Mark-now-Lord Spencer, and commenced chatting amiably.
Dinner done in the dining room, our lords’ circle grew apace. Soon we were engaged in a right old argy-bargy as to whether the party’s fiscal rules were being applied with commendable stringency by the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Jacob-now-Lord Roose-Mabbs groused about how much lucre was being spaffed cavalierly on education and health care.
Wallace-now-Lord Tinsdale flushed up (he was on his next brandy). “Alistair-now-Lord Winchester is a safe pair of hands!” he honked. “The Exchequer is well manned and ably steered. I’ll brook no contrary…” and his voice trailed off with a glare.
“Sufficient unto the day is the austerity thereof,” said Jeremy-now-Lord Bentley. “Spare the rod, spoil the commons.”
The generality nodded importantly. Only stout Hugh-now-Lord Mauberly begged to demur, chuntering on in his usual fashion about how fiscal probity was a thing of the past and today’s lot were Tory in name only. “My gamekeeper could operate the NHS more efficiently!” he averred.
“Hear, hear!” chimed Roose-Mabbs.
Wellbred laughter rippled through all and sundry, echoing in the softly lit room.
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Protect the Rim, Kill the Note
I got a charge out of Ernie Barnes’s painting titled “Protect the Rim.” The surreally long figures, the lofty rustic hoop, and even the knocked-together frame all have a quirky charm.
In a parallel world, my grandmother’s capacious lungs powered Sundays in my childhood church. Her soprano anchored the choir and was audible from the street. Michael Frazier’s feisty “Mom” reminded me of her.
At Church, I Tell My Mom She’s Singing Off-Key and She Says,
I ain’t off-key. I just stepped out the key
so when I return
you can understand the key a little better.
The preacher isn’t the only
teacher. Why hit a note on the head
when I can kill it? You mean to tell me
you come here week after week
and want the same old Amazing
Grace? Just cause the Blood will never lose its power
don’t mean a melody won’t.
My ministry may not be song, but I got a song
to sing. I done made it from Sunday
to Sunday. You expect me not to celebrate
and thank God, with my hands raised,
my flats off, my full and open
throat?
(Will Heinrich, “Ernie Barnes Paints What It Feels Like to Move,” New York Times, 5-30-24,
Michael Frazier, “At Church, I Tell My Mom She’s Singing Off-Key and She Says,” Poetry, May 2024)
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