Badonkadonks, Ta-Tas and Bunga Bunga

Italian prime minister Georgia Meloni is in the news for rinsing her hands of longtime, live-in boyfriend Andrea Giambruno, caught prospecting for group sex. Reportage has reached again for bunga bunga, which keeps this reliable trope of male-hormonal culture merrily cohabiting with family values.

That old Boccaccian satyr Berlusconi (RIP)
was patron saint of bonking and baloney (QED).

(JMN)

Mattia Ferraresi comments on the nepo-incestual tenor of power in Italy, “where politics, media and business interests are toxically entwined”:

More than half a century ago, an aphorism commonly attributed to the journalist Leo Longanesi captured the problem: “The revolution will never take place in Italy, because we all know each other.” The same is seemingly true for functional government.

(Mattia Ferraresi, “Italy’s Prime Minister Broke Up With Her Boyfriend. It’s Actually Quite a Big Deal,” New York Times, 11-1-23)

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Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Backside

“The whole secret of politics is knowing who hates who.”

(Kevin Phillips)

“MY pronoun,” said Cruz, “is ‘kiss my ass.’”
On Ted’s form of address I’ll take a pass.
A smooch bestowed on the croup of this solon
is honor paid to the poop of his colon.

The scatology of my lampoon is icky even to me, but language follows play-the-leader. Ted Cruz nominally represents Texas in the world’s — wait for it — “greatest deliberative body,” aka the U.S. Senate.

Kevin Phillips published The Emerging Republican Majority in 1969. The influential book presciently theorized that Republicans could build an enduring majority by attracting conservatives from the South and West who were troubled by “the Negro problem.” The “Sun Belt” (he coined the name) is now a GOP bastion.

(Jamelle Bouie, “This Is How the Republican Party Got Southernized,” New York Times, 10-13-23)

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‘After the Music, We Want Meaning’

Carlo Cadenas is the cover artist for Poetry, November 2023, whose tagline is “Lineages.”

“We love the balance and control of rhyme even if it unbalances us, but, after the music, we want meaning.”

(Adam Gopnik)

When Adam Gopnik writes, “No prosody can immunize poetry against the test of experience… What’s always at stake with literature and lyrics is their relation to the world,” I take his point to be that one can’t read poems without concerning oneself one way or another with what they “mean,” with how they map to something outside both the text and the poet’s head, and which is perceivable by the reader. Gopnik puts signification up front by quoting the Duchess in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.” I hazard a suspicion that some versifiers invert these terms.

Gopnik makes his observations in an essay about rhyme (“The Rules of Rhyme,” The New Yorker, 5-23-22). The fact is, rhyme has retreated from much lyric. I like to think of simile and metaphor as part of the “sound” that verse tries to make now. The other part comes from fractured syntax and irregular typography. These devices comprise the wave that carries signal, or meaning.

Gopnik’s position might be thought hidebound by some, but has validity if the notion of meaning is given room to rattle around in. A job of writers striving to be poets is to prosecute effrontery unforgettably. They’re not in the business of making things easy for the complacent reader. When, however, the carrier wave fumbles its cargo and signal is ungraspable, the reader perceives noise.

“Noisy” is an unforgiving descriptor to confer upon a text. I wonder if cases arise in which the burden sought to be lyricized remains stuck in the writer’s mind, snagged in jagged rhetoric, and wants only more cunning application of art in order to mount the wave? To course from the writer’s “soul” or “spirit” into the reader’s apprehending faculty?

Here’s a metaphor plucked from the November 2023 issue of Poetry:

… My willingness to sit still —
to bear the hornet’s nest
of everyday life turning
in my throat like a giant, wet eye…

(From “Jarrett Mosely” by Jarrett Mosely)

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Keening in the Key of Claws (‘We’re Out of Things to Say’)

Matt Rourke/Associated Press. [Illustration from “Stephen King on Mass Shootings: We’re Out of Things to Say,” New York Times, 10-27-23]

“The guns are available and the targets are soft.”

(Stephen King)

Been to the broke-heart mountain.
Been to the Jesus well.
Thoughts and prayers
for the Shepherd’s cause,
the Founders’ flaws,
the House of Laws,
from We the People’s hell.

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The Saucy Song a Painter Sang

“Untitled: Red and Blue,” 1961, on display at the Nagoya City Art Museum in Japan. It has been called his signature work. Credit… Collection of the Nagoya City Art Museum. [New York Times illustration]

I’ve pondered how much to grudgingly admire the towering raspberry Tadaaki Kuwayama gave rhetorically to the practice of art. His expressed approach oozes iconoclastic gore in the spirit of outré versecraft from the pages of Poetry.

… He wanted to “create works with no trace of touch that can be made by anybody and replicated endlessly.”

“I didn’t want to create any distinction between ‘good’ or ‘bad’ colors. I wanted to treat them as equivalent to each other. So I used some horrible colors — all on purpose.

“I’ve never felt the need to sign or date my works… I can remake [earlier paintings]. If anything, it’s more interesting to remake them now. The only thing that changes is the material.”

“Construction/Materials,” 2019, at the David Richard Gallery in New York. Credit… Yao Zu Lu/Tadaaki Kuwayama Estate, via David Richard Gallery, New York. [New York Times illustration]

[The Art Students League] “wasn’t a very interesting place to be… It was where amateurs and bourgeois wives went, and the teachers were all conservative. So I hardly went to school at all. I would just sign in and go home.”

“When I started my practice… I felt the age of painting was over, and I wanted to make things that had no trace of painterliness in them, things that existed in a different dimension. I wanted to create things that people who believed in painting wouldn’t understand. And I still do.”

Never mind whether I can understand or look much at what he did. Mr. Kuwayama, a “celebrated painter,” made his own weather. Kind regards, by the way, to amateurs and bourgeois wives everywhere!

(Will Heinrich, “Tadaaki Kuwayama, 91, Dies; Painter Who Carved His Own Spare Path,” New York Times, 9-15-23)

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Otiose Odium Yodel

“A Sandwich Divided Cannot Stand,” 16 x 20 in. oil on paper (JMN 2023).

“Trashing his opponents and setting his huge fan base on them is a tactic Trump has used for years.”

(The Guardian)

The person who commits lèse majesté
on the pugnacious lord of Magalago
incurs a stiff barrage of coo-coo ack-ack
from keyboard hoplites flogging his farrago.

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Decasílabos Sigilosos

El arco artureño.

My favorite Spanish word is sigiloso.
It comes to me unbidden of a sudden
from that place frondoso in my noggin,
the quarter that is menos lugareño,
con tan poco apego to the local
that I can be exotically vocal.

Resulta que me_evoca English “sigil,”
a seal que no_es lo mismo que foca;
of logic en mi_idioma hay muy poca.
It leads me to your sister’s chest-of-drawers:
No_es lo mismo “la cómoda de
tu hermana” que “acomódame
a tu hermana” — ¡Dios, qué_escándalo!
The play on words es un retruécano.

Arturo Rodríguez told me this tale:
A man’s car failed him in a lonely dale.
Nearby pastured a horse, and distant lay
a farmer’s house where urchins were at play
(Arturo’s word for “urchins” was escuincles).
“Es el carburador,” murmured a voice.
As to who had spoken there was no choice.
The man hightailed it to the house in panic.
“YOUR HORSE JUST TALKED!” he stammered halfway manic.
“It said my problem is the carburetor!”
“Not possible,” the farmer said. “That horse
no sabe nada de mecánica.

Artesano del arco, ¡te saludo!
Arturo, amigo de grato recuerdo,
viviste_antaño en mi cobertizo.
En paz descanses, maestro de canto,
y obra de ladrillo y cemento.

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The Heron and the Hoopoe

Never a bird had fairer scientific name than Upupa epops, the jaunty hoopoe, for which the Arabic is hudhud. “Heron” is balaSHUN.

I experience this delicate lyric written in Arabic as all signal with no noise. If it alludes to other than what it says, I’m clueless. The poem exalts confusion, and being humbly confused is divine in my book. Wallowing in certainty is where mischief lies. Only today I read this: … Stay with the questions and entertain doubt as the unlikely bedrock of understanding.

The translation to English and transliteration of the Arabic text are mine.

2013-8-16
I sing of you, O bird, migrating heron.
I sing of your whiteness, and your unhurried gait in fallow land.
I sing of you also, O hoopoe, who are resident.
I sing of your little crown as you gather seeds in the plowed field.
I am like this, my song is confused;
it puts one foot in the fallow land
and another in the plowed land.
One time I say the prayer of the resident,
another the prayer of the traveler.

(Zakaria Mohammed, Poetry, September 2023)

‘uḡannī-ka yā ṭā’ir(a)-l-balašūn(a)-l-muhājir(a).
‘uḡannī bayāḍ(a)-ka, wa-mišyaẗ(a)-ka-l-mutamahhilaẗ(a) fī-l-‘arḍ(i)-l-būr(i).
wa-‘uḡannī-ka ‘anta ‘aiḍ(an) yā hudhud(a)-l-‘iqāmaẗ(i).
‘uḡannī tuwaij(a)-ka wa-‘anta talquṭ(u)-l-ḥab(a) fī-l-‘arḍ(i)-l-maḥrūṯaẗ(i).
‘anā hakaḏā ‘uḡnīyaẗī mubalbalaẗ(un)
taḍa^(u) qadam(an) fī-l-‘arḍ(i)-l-būr(i)
wa-‘uẖrā fī-l-‘arḍ(i)-l-maḥrūṯaẗ(i).
marraẗ(an) ‘uṣallī ṣalāẗ(a)-l-muqīm(i)
wa-‘uẖrā ṣalāẗ(a)-l-musāfir(i).

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Mrs. Muzzle

By Monday morning, a furious Mrs. Muzzle pounced on Uncle’s lap, took her petite paw and gave his smirking lips several wicked whacks. But he …

Mrs. Muzzle
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‘She Didn’t Do Innocence’

“With students, sometimes she suggested that they try silence, not working at all. That, she believed, might be best for someone who was writing the wrong poems or producing too much.”

(Colm Tóibín)

She insisted on calling herself a writer. It was for posterity to judge if she was a “poet,” she averred in an essay. News of her passing hit me with a jolt on the very day of it. Louise Glück died on October 13, 2023, aged 80.

Her astutely acid critiques of my submissions in a writing seminar she conducted at Greensboro administered a salutary coup de grâce to my juvenile ambitions to write poetry. At seminar’s end I set sail to fail in other directions, and have since paid her the readerly devotion the genre exacts from me. An unsentimental, Olympian reserve I treasure in Glück’s work has provided a benchmark for how I prospect for poems in verse I consume.

Here’s another comment from Colm Tóibín’s tribute in The Guardian:

Glück was not afraid of using words like “soul” or “god”, or making use of primal images of forest and light and dark and sun and moon. But the poems were not abstract. They were poems of hard experience. She didn’t do innocence. The poems were filled with emotions that she knew only too well.

(Colm Tóibín, “Louise Glück: a poet who never shied away from silence, pain or fear,” theguardian.com, 10-17-12)

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