
Chuckle Ahead
“Aim towards the Enemy.”
(Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher)
Salute to GP Cox, Pacific Paratrooper.
(c) 2019 JMN

Chuckle Ahead
“Aim towards the Enemy.”
(Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher)
Salute to GP Cox, Pacific Paratrooper.
(c) 2019 JMN

1910 Ford Model T, 20 horsepower, top speed 40 mph — in any color, as long as it’s white.
Henry Ford famously said “black”; however, things are rarely black-and-white except in Magaville. A Wiki-dip discloses the following:
In his autobiography, Ford reports that in 1909 he told his management team, “Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black.” However, in the first years of production from 1908 to 1913, the Model T was not available in black but rather only gray, green, blue, and red.
(“Ford Model T” – Wikipedia)
(c) 2019 JMN

Robert De Niro Sr at work in his studio in New York, circa 1980. Photograph: Sonia Moskowitz/Images Press/Getty Images.
I did not know, until encountering this article in The Guardian, that actor Robert De Niro’s father was a professional painter.
Born in Syracuse, New York, into an Irish-Italian household, De Niro Sr was a child prodigy. In 1933, aged 11, he started taking classes at the Syracuse Museum of Fine Arts, which even gave him his own room in which to work. Later, his admirers included the art patron Peggy Guggenheim. His debut solo exhibition, when he was 23, inspired leading critic Clement Greenberg to write: “Guggenheim has discovered another important young abstract painter.”
(Dalya Alberge, “Robert De Niro on his father’s journals: ‘It was sad for me to read. He had his demons,’” theguardian.com, 9-29-19)

Still Life, circa 1946, and Anna Christie Entering the Bar, 1976, by Robert De Niro Sr. Photograph: © The Estate of Robert De Niro, Sr. / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York.
The hook for this article is the famous son’s discomfort at his father’s struggles over sexual orientation as expressed in journals. More interesting will be a straight-ahead appreciation of a good painter’s art that one hopes will come.

Robert De Niro Sr. Paintings, Drawings and Writings: 1942-1993, will be published in October. Photograph: book jacket.
(c) 2019 JMN

On Friday, the Queen was spotted horse riding with Prince Andrew in the grounds of Windsor in what one royal expert said was an apparent show of support to her second son. Ingrid Seward, the editor-in-chief of Majesty magazine, said: “He’s been through the wringer, he’s thoroughly humiliated, he’s had to step down, but that doesn’t mean his mother doesn’t care about him any more. It’s probably giving a message that whatever he’s done, he’s still my son, he’s still a member of the royal family.”
(“Prince Andrew’s private office to be moved out of Buckingham Palace,” theguardian.com, 11-22-19)
(c) 2019 JMN

Fiona Hill leaving a closed hearing on Capitol Hill early this month. Credit…T.J. Kirkpatrick for The New York Times.
Roger Cohen writes opinion for the NYTimes, is a naturalized American citizen raised in Britain, and in his own words “a Jew, the son of South African immigrants.”
Cohen writes about another naturalized American, Fiona Hill, who emigrated from County Durham in northern England. Her father was a coal miner from age 14.
American possibility contrasted for Hill with British prejudice. A “very distinctive working-class accent” would have “impeded my professional advancement” in the England of the 1980s and ’90s, she told the House Intelligence Committee. That same accent cut through bloviating Republicans like a knife.
(Roger Cohen, “Fiona Hill and the American Idea,” NYTimes, 11-22-19)
Fiona Hill’s mention of how her accent would have held her back in England triggered memory of a remark by Dr. Katherine Kennedy Carmichael (1912 – 1982), the first dean of women at the University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill.
In her distinguished drawl she quipped with twinkling eyes to a gaggle of language students, “All my life people have listened less to what I say and more to how I say it.”
(c) 2019 JMN

This is the best pumpkin painting I’ve ever done (the only one for now) and the most fun I’ve had doing it. It’s the fruit of a swell evening of social painting staged here in The Shed Art Studio on November 21st by the two enterprising movers-and-shakers behind Occasionally Festive: Chelsea Hill and Megan Gomez.

This creative duo stages events in and around Victoria and makes them sparkle with innovative designs, refreshment, and camaraderie.
Two more Occasionally Festive painting sessions at TSAS are set for December 12th and 21st. A great way to bring in the holiday!
(c) 2019 JMN

Excerpts from the insert that came with a shipment of Tennessee Home Goods Bamboo Charcoal Air Purifying Bags:
We are just a small US company building a Tennessee home-style brand from right down here… We are happier than a dead pig in the sunshine [my bolding] that you chose our product… We are just regular, down-home people… We love Jesus, America, and our customers (in that order).
… We recognize that nobody’s perfect… (well, except for Aunt Edna)… If for *any* reason you are not tickled pink… we will refund your money, 100% lickety-split.
The best way to earn the trust of a customer, is to please the punch out of the previous customer… so much so, that he climbs on every stump a’tween here and home to shout about how great you are.
So if you left us a review… well we’d be all like… “a possum eatin’ a sweet-tater, kinda happy”! So thank y’ins in advance for doing that. And… in the words of the late great Minnie Pearl… Y’all come back now, ya here [sic]!
(Cc) 2019 JMN

Chuckle Ahead
Army Vehicle Disappears
An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage….
From “Military Humor” — Thanks to GP Cox, Pacific Paratrooper!
(c) 2019 JMN

“It’s a perilous time in film exhibition, and there are fewer independent theaters than ever,” says Martin Scorsese. Credit…Jasu Hu.
For me,… cinema was about revelation… It was about characters — the complexity of people and their contradictory and sometimes paradoxical natures… Many of the elements that define cinema as I know it are there in Marvel pictures. What’s not there is revelation, mystery or genuine emotional danger. Nothing is at risk. The pictures are made to satisfy a specific set of demands, and they are designed as variations on a finite number of themes….
(Martin Scorsese, “I Said Marvel Movies Aren’t Cinema. Let Me Explain,” NYTimes, 11-4-19)
“This is not that” will usually start a fight. The fan-chise for super-hero movies is still howling at Scorsese. I respect his views on film-as-art, though I’ll watch anything entertaining even if it’s not emotionally dangerous.
(c) 2019 JMN
Elderly Rubbish
Auden 1969. The Independent.
Do dictators skew elderly?
In 1939: Stalin 61; Mussolini 56; Hitler 50; Franco 47.
In 2019: Duterte 74; Trump 73; Kaczynski 70; Netanyahu 70; Putin 67; Erdogan 65; Bolsonaro 64; Maduro 56; Orban 56; Farage 55; Johnson 55.
Tentative affirmative.
(c) 2019 JMN