
… The buccinator assists the muscles of mastication. It aids whistling and smiling, and in neonates it is used to suckle.
(Wikipedia)
It’s also useful for reciting poetry. I met buccinator (BUCKS-i-nater), an ancient horn tooter, in the poem “Sissy Aqueducts”* by Brandon Menke. From its outset the poem has a baroque, recitable stickiness. Notice the powerful apostrophe dangling from an enjambment:
Legionnaires loiter on the Via Appia,
Smutty with Visigoth gore & as smug
As frat bros shotgunning Budweisers
With glitter entangled in their pubic hairs’
Michelangelian sprawl. […]
Elsewhere a hyphen brazenly finagles a fifth iamb:
[…] while the fanfares
Of Respighi mount the skies — the spit
Collects at the corners of the six Bucc-
Inators’ lips, like dew falling on hyacinths,
[…]
It’s hard not to use some such term as tour de force or Roman candle for the sheer play and display of wit, musical phrase and allusion in Menke’s cascading couplets. (They begin with old-school capital letters!) Concerning those as-if hyacinths collecting the dew of bugler spit, they are
Racemes moody by the battered racquet,
Or the Rococo, sperm-candle lambency
Of the Lacedaemonian prince, struck
Dead by a tennis ball, his god-beloved body
Immaculate on a cascade of marmalade
Chiffon. […]
The cultural references take me back to lectures of a charismatic gay French prof in college: Arendt, Respighi, Dallesandro circa Flesh, Callas in Turandot, the school of Rococo, Pasolini. Call it Tiepolonian, which mates with Menke’s term Michelangelian for that sprawl of pubic hairs flecked with glitter.
One effulgency leads to another, but ultimately the poem exalts the aqueducts, and resolves to an exclamation with a soupçon of yearning: The arches are “graffitied with all the vulgarities of Pompeii,” and they “look barely able to stand,”
But the waters they bring are so sweet—
They taste of such distant mountains.
*Published in Poetry, January-February 2024.
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Frans Hals ‘Bet Everything on Portraiture’
For me Vermeer is glassy and distant where Hals is rudely… reachable. The tossed-off affect of his paintings’ brushiness draws one in. (A museum guard allowed an awed Whistler to feel up a Hals canvas.) Hals’s intention, according to an expert, “was to make the paint itself visible.” (Shades of Van Gogh!)
The key to the sense of spontaneity was not speed, but loose brushwork — paint vigorously daubed onto the canvas with thick, expressive strokes (Nina Siegal)… Even when you’re standing ten feet back from the canvas, you can peel off individual brushstrokes with your eyes. They’re just floating there, like little spears of light. (Zachary Fine)
Hals bet the farm on portraiture, and my own bent for breaking lances on faces adds to my affinity with him. I, too, have had to confront (not with his success) mouth and teeth issues, including the grin-grimace ambiguity. In my humble experience it’s the eyes that must somehow break the tie.
At the time Hals was working, “No one really painted laughter and joy in paintings,” [said an expert]. “Most other artists shunned it, first because it was kind of against decorum, but also because it’s incredibly difficult.” By showing teeth, he explained, artists run the risk of making the subject appear to grimace, or even cry: It’s a delicate balance of brushwork to get a smile right. (Nina Siegal)
Hals’s paintings stir me in distinctive ways. The frippery encasing “The Laughing Cavalier” is carnivalesque. I want to knock the cocked hat off the corpulent, smirking dandy and addle his curvaceous moustache.
The “Regents of the Old Men’s Alms House” makes me laugh in a good way while savoring the fact that it was painted by a Methuselah for his time whose legend is to have wasted his life in the tavern. Zachary Fine’s description enhances the experience:
When we reach his last piece in the exhibition, “Regents of the Old Men’s Alms House” (1664), Hals has gone full Manet. He’s in his eighties and appears to be freed from whatever demands his sitters might have. One of the almshouse regents looks like a melted puppet. Another could be easily mistaken for a corpse.
This is where Fine’s quotation of Lucian Freud is apt: Hals was “fated to look modern.”
Sources
Nina Siegal, “Frans Hals and the Art of Laughter,” New York Times, 10-2-23.
Zachary Fine, “The Man Who Changed Portraiture,” newyorker.com, 11-3-2023.
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