The Poem of ^Umar ibn Abī Rabī^a

^Umar ibn Abī Rabī^a, son of a wealthy merchant of Mecca, lived ca. 643-719 A.D. His legend is that of a womanizer, his verses said to be “the greatest crime ever committed against God.”

1 If only Hind would keep her word and heal our souls of what they suffer,
2 If just once she’d show some independence. Those who cannot do so are the weak!
3 They say she asked our women neighbors one day as she stripped to bathe:
4 “Do you make me out as he sees me — speak truth, by God! — or is he an excessive fool?”

5 They laughed together and said to her, “Ravishing in every eye is the one you love!”
6 It was from envy which they bore on her account — long has such envy dwelt in folk —
7 For a woman who discloses camomile or hailstones when she parts cool lips,

8 With eyes whose glance is starkly black on white, her neck a slender suppleness;
9 A tender presence, cool in the dog days when summer’s climax blazes;
10 Warm in the winter place, a nighttime blanket for a young man gripped by cold.

11 I remember speaking to her with tears flowing down my cheek,
12 Saying, “Who are you?”; she replying, “One whom passion renders gaunt and grief exhausts.
13 We are the people of al-Haif, from those of Minā; for whom we kill there’s no retaliation.” [See note.]
14 I said, “Welcome! You are the object of our desire. Say your name!” She said, “I am Hind.

15 My heart is wrecked (she said), for it enwraps a straight spear-shaft flung unerringly, clad in sumptuous cloth.” [See note.]
16 “Truly your people are neighbors to us; we and they are a single thing!”
17 They told me that she had spit on knots for me. How excellent are those knots! [See note.]
18 Every time I said to her, “When can we meet?” Hind laughed and would reply, “After tomorrow!”

Notes
13 Al-Haif and Minā play an important role in the Mecca Pilgrimage. “Al-Khaif is the summit of Minā near Mecca… ‘All Minā is a place of sacrifice,’ so that the lover ‘slain’ there by the beauty of the beloved is to be accounted a sacrifice and therefore not covered by the laws of retaliation.” (Arberry, p. 42)
15 Hind compares her suitor to a naturally straight spear-shaft [ṣa^daẗ(an)] which travels a true path [taṭṭarid], dressed in luxurious cloth [fī sābirīy(in)].
17 Arberry’s note cites the practice of sorcery as “blowing on knots.” Dozy (Supplément aux Dictionnaires Arabes, ii, 694) says the verb [nafaṯa] should be translated cracher (spit), not souffler (blow), or for greater clarity, souffler en crachant (blow while spitting). Precision is all, mes amis!

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Poderoso Caballero Es Don Besuquero — ¿O Ya No?

The image discloses how Jennifer Hermoso forced Rubiales to grasp her head firmly in his tiny hands while she commited horrid buccal assault on the poor fellow.

*”A sturdy caballero is Master Hotlips — Or no longer?” (pace Quevedo).

Mr. Rubiales was shown on video after the World Cup final in Sydney on Aug. 20 kissing one of the team’s star players, Jennifer Hermoso. Although he apologized the day after, he took a defiant stand later in the week, saying Ms. Hermoso had lifted him off his feet and “moved me close to her body,” accusing his critics of “false feminism” and saying he was the victim of “social assassination.”

(Rachel Chaundler and Jasor Horowitz, “Spanish Prosecutors Open Inquiry Into Soccer Official Who Kissed Player,” New York Times, 8-28-23)

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Forecast: Brainstorms With a Chance of Conniptions

“Cubism seeks to destroy by designed disorder… Dadaism aims to destroy by ridicule… Abstractionism aims to destroy by the creation of brainstorms.”
(Republican Congressman George Dondero in speech to the House of Representatives, August 16, 1949)

Three years later, Dondero told Congress that modern art was nothing other than a “conspiracy by Moscow to spread Communism” in his country. It’s no surprise, then, that the FBI files on Picasso include a document market “SECRET” that features Dondero’s wild accusations. The congressman rages against “so-called modern art” which “contains all the isms of depravity, decadence and destruction.”

(Annie Cohen-Solal, Picasso the Foreigner, translated from the French by Sam Taylor, 2021)

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Paint the Buttons!

“How do you expect me to paint a portrait of Stalin?” he asked, irritated. “First of all, I’ve never seen him, and I don’t remember what he looks like, other than the fact that he wears a uniform with lots of big buttons on the front, and a cap, and he has a big moustache.”
(Pablo Picasso, quoted by Françoise Gilot)

<<Comment voulez-vous que je fasse un portrait de Staline?>> demanda-t-il avec irritation. <<D’abord, je ne l’ai jamais vu, et je ne me rappelle pas à quoi il ressemble, si ce n’est qu’il a un uniforme plein de gros boutons devant, une casquette, et une grande moustache.>>
(Pablo Picasso cité par Françoise Gilot)

From Annie Cohen-Solal, Un étranger nommé Picasso, translated from the French by Sam Taylor as Picasso the Foreigner: An Artist in France, 1900–1973.

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The Hyper-Groomed Gnomechuck Is Back

I’m keeping an eye on the confected pixel pixie spawned by a whoring AI chatbot that we met not long ago here in EthicalDative.

The entity has morphed from this nugatory skidmark…

… into this spavined dreamboat:

This particular ad campaign gets my goat for no obvious reason. I’ve kicked a second dyspeptic yawp about it into the long grass for weeks now, uncertain whether or not posting it would throw me into a bad light. Who wants to read a blip-load of bile, after all?

Let’s bid the gnomechuck adieu and make way for positivity, shall we? India has landed on the moon.

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The Bull in ‘Minotaur’

As I ruminated on Douglas Kearney’s poem “Minotaur,” I kept remembering this vaguely revolting drawing by Picasso that figures in the illustrations of Un étranger nommé Picasso by Annie Cohen-Solal.

Consider this opening of “Minotaur” by Douglas Kearney:

MINOTAUR

The best part,
how we make to
part the beast
from its self.

The illusion fostered by the abrupt entrée en matière is that of a conversation suddenly caught on a hot mic. The reader is admitted to the “best part” of a narrative which has developed out of earshot.

Of “parts” there are two: one nominal, one verbal; a piece of a whole versus an act of separating.

In the odd phrase “how we make to” (a regionalism?), what work does “make” do in performing the act of parting the beast from “its self”?

Speaking of selves, one of my favorite affectations is exploding the English reflexive compounds into their constituents: “itself” —> “its self,” “themselves” —> “their selves,” etc. I thought I had invented the cheeky gesture!

Here’s the poem’s ending:

Take the bull […]
finding a way,
reeling, through new
bewildering appetites.

The finale evokes a taurine monster inflicting undisclosed appetitive havoc on virgin terrain. Does the wind-up seem a tad… rushed? It’s because I’ve left something out. Cleaving the 2 segments I’ve cited above are 21 lines of parenthetical intercalation. Bulkwise, most of the poem resides in the aside. There, speaker invites reader to get down and dirty in imagining the bull whose head the minotaur’s got:

Take the bull
(whose head it’s got.
Now, conjure you—
the offal, bovine throat,
a veiny tract meant
for an alfalfa pasture, […]

The poem traipses through a trampled garden “got at” by the beast, decorative, human-centric blooms “chomped down,” then takes a turn that still puzzles me:

and there: a tendril
coils from your skull,
then petals split
the temple, come
to bloom. See, how
now the bull face,
stricken, blinks), […]

Who is the “you” behind “your”? In reading “Now, conjure you” at the sentence’s start, I took the “you” to be the subject of the command. Could it be instead the direct object, inviting the reader to be, in the reader’s own head, the bull? It’s a rare poem that doesn’t leave such swinging doors to a never-mind space banging in directionless breezes.

The blink, a sign of life, where unexpected can have a jolting effect. Remember how “Nothing looks back, // blinks twice,” in Kevin Young’s “Usher” ? Such is the case here with the “stricken” bull face. We’d been lulled into visualizing a skull split by blooms. Then… it blinks.

In “Minotaur,” Douglas Kearney swings a come-to-Jesus wrecking ball at the fabulous man-bull graft handed down from the back of beyond. It’s an impish gambol and cunning typographical stunt, meant to be disruptive, to stand symbolic, awesome, awful folderol on its fool head.

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Where Has All the Rhyming Gone?

By all accounts poetry was the first literature of the sundry peoples. It predated writing, so rhyme, rhythm and alliteration helped rhapsodes and minstrels hold it in their heads.

In contemporary lyric rhyme is absent (thank goodness), alliteration rare; rhythm lingers, though not metered. There are notable exceptions. Context clues and clearcut statement give way to in-your-face compression and figure-me-out phrasing. It takes multiple readings to sniff out a gist. Verse texts disdaining syntactic cohesion register as utterance rockets firing aspirational poetry thrusters.

Imagine my surprise when Ocean Vuong described how he first learned to write a pantoum. It’s as if a pole vaulter described learning how to crochet. I’ve encountered “pantoum” perhaps three times in my reading, have looked it up every time. Invariably, I warm to the form’s description until I read instances, then it seems, like the villanelle, too showboaty to take seriously. Or am I wrong?

Witness the psychic boost I glean from the merest modicum of mastery over highly formal Classical Arabic poems. These ingenious monsters predate Beowulf and use language largely still extant! In their thrall I’m drawn of late to test even the chill waters of a Milton or a Pope or a Dryden. Whence this impulse and whither tends it? Point of reference? Port in a storm? Can it be that ostensibly remote poetries have affair with one another and can lend us help we desperately seek in confronting the ostensibly modern?

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‘The Round Jubilance of Peach’

Can a person swear for joy? It’s what I do. My reflex on encountering a poem that triggers a rush of involvement on first reading is to let fly a putatively disobliging epithet. It’s a reverb from the salutary shock delivered by luminous words arranged in crystalline structures.

I’ve no license to quote Li-Young Lee’s entire poem titled “From Blossoms”; you can read it here. Let me just excerpt constructs from the first 3 strophes, unspooled from their lineation (is that sacrilege?), and quote the last strophe integrally, with its tolling as of a poignant recessional:

From blossoms comes this brown paper bag of peaches…

From laden boughs… comes nectar… the familiar dust of summer, dust we eat.

O, to take what we love inside,… to hold the fruit in our hands, adore it, then bite into the round jubilance of peach.

There are days we live
as if death were nowhere
in the background; from joy
to joy to joy, from wing to wing,
from blossom to blossom to
impossible blossom, to sweet impossible blossom.

The penultimate line, driving a swoop to the impossible, flaunts a specimen of truly purposeful enjambment in free verse.

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When History Fails the Test of History

“No one ever draws a lesson from history that they didn’t want to draw in the first place.”

(Alistair Campbell)

“Those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat the exam.”

(A Professor)

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OCCD

Some persons, of whom I may be one, are beset by the brevity demon. Obsessive-Compulsive Concision Disorder is an aggressive form of self-effacement, a weaponized modesty that clamors furtively for slivers of bandwidth under cover of a solicitous compunction over wasting a reader’s precious time. It’s a dick move, to be sure, and puts me in mind of Huan He’s line about birds “flying in the shape of a quick fuck.”

It’s not off point to mention a historical penchant for discarding people and goods as well as words. The fits have come in self-destructive spasms of transition followed by bouts of benumbed resignation to an ever-narrowing range of options. Yours truly downshifts his Journey’s tractor from cruising gears to pulling gears as the grade steepens and the trailer-load of tugged flubs accretes.

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