No Speculation
The mayor of Dallas has urged people to avoid speculation after a key witness in the murder trial of the police officer Amber Guyger was shot dead, days after the officer’s conviction and sentencing.
“Amber Guyger case: mayor says to avoid speculation over murder of key witness,” Associated Press, theguardian.com, 10-7-19)
That should work.
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Artwork for Ghosteen by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Photograph: Ghosteen Ltd.
Here’s a review of Nick Cave’s album “Ghosteen” that has a left-handed conclusion.
On one level, it shouldn’t be surprising that it’s as good as it is: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds have been in a career-high purple patch since the last double album they released, 2004’s Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus. Nevertheless, listening to Ghosteen, it’s very hard indeed not to be taken aback.
(Alexis Petridis, “Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds — the most beautiful songs he has ever recorded,” theguardian.com, 10-3-19)
After glowing, the prose skids for a moment before the verdict lands — ambiguously positive, oddly reticent, concessive more than celebratory: The reviewer is hard put not to be taken aback by, or at, his very surprise over the unsurprising goodness of a band that has been surprisingly good all along.
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Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, “Berlin Street Scene,” 1913-14. Credit Neue Galerie Image.
Viewing a Kirchner painting always makes me want to say more than I know how. I’ve seen this painting several times. A picture best speaks for itself, but a good art critic’s words can add to its impact.
In “Berlin Street Scene” (1913-14) black-clad johns and colorful streetwalkers flicker like burning driftwood as they size up one another for tawdry encounters without ever meeting eyes. Excitement, danger, and braggadocio hang in the air, all distinctly disembodied. The etching “Cocottes at Night” captures this same social dance as a nightmare of movement and tension, a lightning storm of jagged lines.
(Will Heinrich, “The Unstable Artist Who Helped Invent Expressionism,” NYTimes, 10-2-19)
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Chancellor Sajid Javid speaking at the Conservative party conference in Manchester. Photograph: Frank Augstein/AP.
“He may think spaffing some last-minute cash has shot Labour’s fox.”
(Polly Toynbee, “The Tories have split the country. No spending splurge can repair it,” theguardian.com, 9-30-19)
I couldn’t say it better than that though I knew what it meant.
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This Spanish police picture shows a speedboat surrounded by bundles of drugs packages, after a police high-speed chase with smugglers off Malaga. Photograph: Spanish Guardia Civil/AFP via Getty Images.
A statement that the police boat “span out of control” is a perfect error modeled on the “begin-began-begun” pattern, eminently forgivable in an article sourced from a non-English news agency.
My real reason for blogging this article is admiration for the smugglers who rescued their pursuers. It didn’t save them from jail, but I hope the three officers they pulled from the drink made sure they had a good meal that evening.
(“Spanish police plucked from ocean by drugs smugglers they were chasing,” Agence-France Presse, theguardian.com, 10-4-19)
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Illustration by Zak Tebbal; Photographs from Getty Images.
(From Richard Reeves, “Now the Rich Want Your Pity,” NYTimes, 10-5-19)
I don’t believe a picture is always worth several words. But this one is.
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Joshua Brown, left, answering questions from LaQuita Long, an assistant district attorney, in the murder trial of former Dallas Police Officer Amber Guyger. Credit Pool photo by Tom Fox.
“The complainant was found lying on the ground in the apartment parking lot with multiple gunshot wounds,” the police said. “Dallas Fire-Rescue responded and transported the complainant to Parkland Memorial Hospital, where he died from his injuries. Several witnesses heard several gunshots and observed a silver four-door sedan leaving the parking lot at a high rate of speed.”
(Neil Vigdor, “Witness in Murder Trial of Former Dallas Police Officer Amber Guyger Fatally Shot, Lawyer Says,” NYTimes, 10-6-19)
The “complainant” was Joshua Brown.
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Parody Inversion Point
Mr Cameron has released a book and spoken in a BBC documentary about his time in Downing Street. Getty Images.
Former PM David Cameron asked the Queen for “just a raising of the eyebrow even… a quarter of an inch” to convey opposition to Scottish independence in 2014. “I’ve already said perhaps a little bit too much,” he conceded recently. (“The Queen and David Cameron: What royal displeasure really means,” BBC.com, 9-19-19)
The Queen agreed with him. There’s an “understanding” about royal audiences, according to royal commentator Dickie Arbiter: Mums the word.
Royal correspondent Jonny Dymond reports the royal “displeasure” may be “something coming pretty close to real anger… It is difficult to imagine anything other than horror in the palace at David Cameron’s revelations.”
Pretty close, mind you. Verging on horror, if one can imagine. In the palace!
The Queen’s ostensible assignment is to swallow her tongue for all practical purposes. The Cameron case (amongst others) is said to highlight “the dark greys of the Queen’s constitutional position, the discretion she has or lacks [my emphasis], under extraordinary circumstances, to speak out and act.” Has or lacks! Take your pick.
Recent events suggest that the UK runs less on a written constitution than on a handshake amongst gentlemen. It’s an inconvenient truth in a post-gentlemanly age, nor does it make monarchy less baffling.
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Long Live the Sword
I have learned from a knighted man that the sword with which the Queen says “Arise, Sir Botolph” is the sword of Ethelred the Unready. The sword of Ethelred makes George Washington’s seem forged an hour ago. It takes a long ruler to measure the quaintness of monarchy.
(Source: Sir Paul McCartney on “The Tonight Show With Stephen Colbert”)
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