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Tag Archives: Branded Figments
Does the ‘Jordan’ Codex Shed Light on the Elapse? Dispute Rages.
“Whatever we may ultimately learn about Epstein, it will be sad and sordid, a story of people getting hurt and of people getting away with hurting them.” (Peter C. Baker) The last half of first-quarter Century XXI CE bequeathed much … Continue reading
From the NSFW Annals of Aesop
For preservation of decorum in public speech, generations of writers have stood on the shoulders of people like Sir Richard Burton, 19th-century translator of the Arabian Nights. He fathered workarounds with which to buffer readers from Anglo Saxon four-letter words, … Continue reading
Posted in Anthology
Tagged Arabic-English, Branded Figments, language, rhetoric, translation
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‘In the Still of the Clan…’
The pattern of the nonsequi-ku first broached here is rendered more ticklish per the suggestion of OutsideAuthority: If anything, wondering if it’s a little too easy. Can you make the rules more complex?! The title now is vaguely anapestic. The … Continue reading
Model and Prototype for the NONSEQUI-KU
I’ve created a verse form I call the nonsequi-ku. It consists of a title over a cinquain. The title must be in trochaic pentameter, and must cast only spectral light on the burden of the cinquain. The cinquain must be … Continue reading
Late-Breaking from on High
It may be that God doesn’t talk only to Their anointed few; I’ve had word from that Rascal myself. Here’s what I believe They said: I DIDN’T CREATE LIGHT WITH A THIRD-PERSON COMMAND AS YOU HAVE PROPOSED IN YOUR LITTLE … Continue reading
‘Your Cheatin’ Heart Will Tell on You’
… Is the best song ever written. It makes a start, goes somewhere you can follow, and has a wind-up. Hank Williams tells a story every man jack of us can relate to. This song and a few beers will … Continue reading
Rabid Robed Revanchism
BROKEN NEWS: CONSTITUTION HELD CONTRARY TO CONTRACEPTION The collective of putative originalists of the Chambered Bastion holds supreme and solely licit the celebration of procreative congress in the conventional way, minus obstruction of semen, at sanctioned intervals, between gender-pairs held … Continue reading
The F-Word Is Spawning
When words turn flammable we call them “f-words.” They’re too hot to utter. F***. — The granddaddy of f-words. All f-words trace their ancestry to this one. It’s unsafe for print and held flammable by stare decisis until Alito. In … Continue reading
Hacer de Tripas Corazón
Facts don’t speak for themselves. They’re spoke by the folks that make ‘em up. (Marjorie Lauren Zayphod-Beeblebroxx, “When Your Gut Talks to Ya,” Podex Press, 2022) “Marjorie Lauren” is a made-up person (cap doff to Douglas Adams). Don’t take her … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary
Tagged Branded Figments, journalism, language, rhetoric, Spanish, style, translation, writing
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The F-Word Is Spawning
When words turn flammable we call them “f-words.” They’re too hot to utter. F***. — The granddaddy of f-words. All f-words trace their ancestry to this one. It’s unsafe for print and held flammable by stare decisis until Alito. In … Continue reading →